

Rene and the WOKOnce upon a time, a man with a mohawk got in a fight (again) with his girlfriend. This man's name was René Aubergine.Rene and the WOK
René lived in a tiny town with his miniature Brontosaurus, Franchesca. More often than not, René's naggy, snotty girlfriend Élodie lived there as well.
Élodie was never satisfied. Either René's clothes were too ugly or the house was too dirty or René hadn't bought exactly the right variety of organic banana-strawberry juice, not from concentrate (ugh). A large number of Élodie's complaints also had to do with Franchesca. Consequently, Franchesca quite disliked
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dreamI went to the library at EMU. Here it was two tiny rooms, disorganised and understocked. One frumpy old lady was in charge, and for some reason there were several little kids running around. I think the whole place was stocked with children's books.dream
In the library I was suddenly attacked by a lot of people I knew Beanie, Zack, and a few others whose names I can't remember. Zack's hair had grown about three inches since I last saw him three days ago. We hung out for a minute or two, and then some of the other kids decided to go in this room where the sign said something tongue-in-cheek about blowjobs. There were a few colle
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all the best wishes from istanbul
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<3 totally obsessed with anberlin. and stephen christian is the most amazing person to ever exist. <3
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but its on my list...
Save a Whistle, blow a lifeguard.
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Any documented occasion where some yahoo claims God has spoken to them, they're speaking of me. Or they're talking to themselves. ~Metatron from Dogma~
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In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for idiots.
you have some pretty cool stuff, keep up the good work
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"God's the real artist, I just hold the pencil."
I think i'll watch ye if thats ok? ^^
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"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves." -Albert Einstein
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